Commodity Auditing
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GAZONIONAIRE
Buy low. Sell high. Get out before the law catches up.
A trading game in the spirit of Gazillionaire (1994).
Buy low. Sell high. Get out before the law catches up.
A trading game in the spirit of Gazillionaire (1994).
CITIZEN NOTICE: You have been drop-kicked into the grimy, neon-choked lanes of the Madderverse. Jackhole Megacorp has observed your lack of productivity and has graciously issued you a souped-up tin can and a credit balance that is technically a legal liability. Your deadline would make a mid-level manager flinch, and silence is a form of permission.
TUTORIAL (The Greenspring): Strongly recommended for unhaired whimpers. We’ve tuned your local frequency to 'mild'—giving you double the time, a cavernous hold, and 0.0% interest to ensure your structural integrity remains intact while you learn to bleed the market.
ADVANCED (The Debt-Drowner): For veterans who enjoy a good Infinite Audit. You start in a hole, the clock is screaming, and the market is a cosmic horrorshow. Choose your level of Rhythmic Asset Alignment. The trade lanes are open, and your curiosity is currently being invoiced.
Your starting capital has been adjusted for corporate risk. Asset costs will be deducted from your remaining structural integrity (credits).
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